When was it...

When was it that my gray hair became the main color?
When was it that actually NEEDING sleep was required in order to just get through the day?
When was it they lowered the floor all the way down there?
When was it that I became a lecherous "cougar"?
When was it that my hip language became archaic?
When was it that Tums became a bed time routine?
When was it that the music that moved me now moves elevators?
When was it that my smooth dance moves became waltz like?
When was it that a standard chair became so hard?
When was it that my arms became too short for the distance of my eyesight?
When was it that the bags under my eyes moved in to stay?

Hey when was it that I got....old(?)